August 31st, 2009
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Who needs a gun to protect a jewelry store when you can just throw a chair at your assailants to make them run away like cowards? |
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One man’s thoughts on Patron, the drinking habits of Bostonians, and getting money. We have a top contender for 2009′s D-Bag of the Year. |
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Michael Jackson‘s children have written emotional goodbye letters, set to be placed in his coffin. Prince Michael I, 12, Paris, 11 and seven-year-old Prince Michael II, also known as Blanket, scrawled messages including “Daddy we love you” and “Daddy we miss you” on notes that will be buried with the King of Pop on Thursday.
The singer’s brother Marlon has spoken about the letters and other details of Michael’s funeral, which will be held in the family’s compound at the Los Angeles Forest Lawn Memorial Park. He claims Michael will also be buried with his trademark white glove, and has been fitted with a new shoulder-length wig. The star’s face has also been painted with full stage makeup.
Marlon told Britain’s Sunday Mirror newspaper: “This will be a private ceremony. His hairstylist has made his hair special and a make-up artist has gone in and fixed him up so he’s ready for the big day. This will be Michael’s final curtain call—the last show. His shell will be gone, but his spirit lives on.”
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Reese Witherspoon is as sweet onscreen as she is in real life, paying for a woman’s groceries after she forgot her wallet.
The 33-year-old Hollywood star, who has two children with her ex-husband Ryan Phillippe, took pity on a stressed mother at a Whole Foods store in Los Angeles by helping her out with her food bill.
A source said: “Reese knows that kids make you lose your mind. When she spotted a harried mom who had forgotten her wallet she picked up the tab. The woman was so flustered and embarrassed. But Reese said she would gladly take care of the $70 bill and no apology was necessary. She told the mom, ‘I understand, I have kids too!’”
Reese, who has a nine-year-old daughter Ava and son Deacon, five, is currently dating actor Jake Gyllenhaal.
Whoever runs creative for Durex is the Don Draper of the prophylactic advertising community. No bones about it.
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Kristen Stewart has figured us out.
The Twilight actress “understands” why people think she is dating Robert Pattinson. Although she admits they are “close,” Kristen claims they are just pals:
“Robert and I are great friends, but I understand why you would assume that, when we lean on each other for support, there must be something more. And I’m not criticizing anyone for thinking it either. If anything, they’re really perceptive because they can see a closeness.”
The actress has just completed work on The Twilight Saga: New Moon, the sequel to Twilight. With two more movies left in the Vampire Chronicles franchise, the 19-year-old star admits she is looking forward to finishing the series.
Kristen explained: “I can’t wait to be finished because initially when I start a movie, I’m dying to get it done. I’m thinking about it all the time, I want to do the scenes and I want to make sure we do them right. Usually I have six weeks and at the end of that we will have our product and gone through everything we wanted to, but in this case I have to wait literally years. I’m waiting to get it done.”
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He made up for it later by doing a couple jokes in his Goat Boy voice. Does anyone even remember that character? |
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News reporters should just curse and get angry during every broadcast. I might actually watch the news if they failed like this during every story. |
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