10 Children’s Characters Who Were Definitely On Drugs

Have you ever thought that Goofy was just a little bit too goofy? Wonder where Woody Woodpecker gets all that energy?

Written by wowza on March 11th, 2010 with no comments.
Read more articles on Comedy.

VIDEO: Simon Cowell Introduces Girlfriend, Possible Fiancee, to Leno

Week after week, Simon Cowell is the one making frightened American Idol contestants squirm under a glaring spotlight. But last night, it was his turn.

During an appearance on The Tonight Show, the famous bachelor was grilled about his rumored engagement to Mezhgan Hussainy. Although the 50-year-old is usually known for his bluntness, it was what he didn’t say that was quite telling.

“Are they true? Well, I do have somebody in my life now, Jay, yes. And I kind of made a decision this year to make somebody happy. ... It’s called giving back,” Cowell said when asked about the reports. “I always said if I was going to get engaged, I’d get engaged to a makeup artist,” he added.

Continue reading VIDEO: Simon Cowell Introduces Girlfriend, Possible Fiancee, to Leno

Tags: (T), (T), (T), (T), (T), (T), (T), (T), (T), (T), (T), (T), (T), (T), (T), (T)

Breaking News: Some ***** Happening Somewhere [Video]

Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant ***** story that has no ramifications whatsoever.

Written by wowza on March 9th, 2010 with no comments.
Read more articles on Comedy.

Kid Smashes His Nuts On Weird Piece Of Furniture

On the one hand, I'd like to say that this was idiotic. On the other hand, I have no idea what you're supposed to do with that piece of furniture, either!

Written by wowza on March 8th, 2010 with no comments.
Read more articles on Movies.

Final countdown: One more day until the Oscars

AP – One. More. Day.

Written by wowza on March 7th, 2010 with no comments.
Read more articles on Celeb News.

The World of Wifecraft

Is your husband playing too much World of Warcraft and neglecting your relationship? Well, then try World of Wifecraft, the radical new therapy that’s sweeping the nation!

Written by wowza on March 6th, 2010 with no comments.
Read more articles on Comedy.